I COULDNT FINISH I STARTED LAUHGING ON THAT LAST LINE I CANONT ET VEVEN WITH KARKAT

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I TRIED TO READ THE REST OF THE ‘ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN’ PESTERLOG’ BUT I HECKED UP

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abby and i both read a pesterlog where karkat talks to gamzee the first time in the comic yeyeyeye

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#Something is wrong?

WHAT’S WRONG

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IDGAF - watsky

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“You’re so..” finish it in my ask.

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the red head poked him "Do i know you?" (( hello there :3

I DON’T KNOW?

I DON’T THINK WE’VE EVER MET.

((hi!!!))

((so yes here is my voice of me reading karkat trolling john for the first time c;;;; ))

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((i have just recorded myself bc peopel wanted to hear my voice. it will be uploaded shortly))

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Anonymous asked
38 and 42

38) What’s the weather like right now?

DARK AND CLOUDY

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

NO, IT’S F-CKING DISGUSTING.

Anonymous asked

((crie ugh okay this is the tenth one so ill do a thign i guess uh maybe ill go w/ what abby said and read a pesterlog of karkats

any suggestions anyone?))

tmi tuesday!

  • 1) Sexuality?
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  • 7) What's your strangest talent?
  • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • 13) What's your religion?
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 36) Define Art.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • 38) What's the weather like right now?
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • 62) What's your favorite animal?
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
  • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

• // ( D R A B B L E S )

  • Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason
  • Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together
  • Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave
  • Spectre: My character will be visited by your character's ghost or vice versa
  • Bleed: My character will injure your character
  • Dream: My character will have a dream about your character
  • Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn't.
  • O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours.
  • O Juliet: I will write about my character's feelings for yours.
  • O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours.
  • O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours.
  • O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify.
  • O Oberon: I'll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did.
  • Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
  • Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
  • Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]
  • Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
  • Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
  • Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
  • Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]
  • Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
  • Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
  • Quite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]
  • Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]
  • X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]
  • Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]
  • Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify.
  • Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.
  • Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify.
  • Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it.
  • Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank).
  • Sky: Our characters are stargazing.
  • Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify.
  • Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene.
kit kit u should send me one a these for john

askingkarkat:

I ALSO TAKE MITTENS FOR WALKS FOR FUN. SOMETIMES I TAKE OREO TOO, THOUGH JOHN USUALLY GOES WITH ME AND TAKES HER HIMSELF WHEN HE’S HOME WHEN I GO.